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( mssg » dave | sent ) Oh God. You aren’t kidding, are you? Did you try the gorilla glue and vice grip idea?! That stuff said right on the bottle that it’d fix anything! The guy at Home Depot promised me that if I used a vice grip with it, we’d be good as new.
( mssg » dave | sent ) Okay. I told him I broke a door but what was I supposed to say?
( mssg » dave | sent ) Uh.. About that. Honestly? The answer was yes. However! If the attempt was so bad that you have to ask me if that’s what I am doing? I’m going to go with no, of course not!
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