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SEND ONE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION TO YOUR MUSE @devilinarcddress

♒ = lying to them.

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“Or you could tell me what’s really going on with you because I’m not buying into anything you just said,” Blaine pressed his tongue against the inside corner of his lips watching her closely. “It’s up to you, though.  I know you’re only going to talk on your own terms but–I really wish you’d let me in enough that you didn’t feel you have to lie to me.”

♬ = singing to them.

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“See?  I knew you couldn’t resist giving into all that annoying singing that’s been happening since we all came back for our mini-reunion.  To what do I owe the honor of the ever elusive Santana serenade?  By the way?  I hope you plan on a duet next. Because now we have to sing together.  Before you tell me to shut up? I’m not taking no for an answer.”

☹ = insulting a loved one.  answered here. x

❃ = dancing with them.  on the way in another post like the above!

kurt.

( mssg » blaine | sent ) How about another solid no? We aren’t going to do that a public place. Not if either of us ever want to be on Broadway. 
( mssg » blaine | sent ) Right now you’re at a solid 8 for making me come all the way out to the park, but I’m not going to make you do all that stuff, and you’re not going to get laid tonight if that’s what you’re hoping for. Maybe tomorrow if you make up for me having to come out in the middle of the night.

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( mssg » kurt | sent ) dO what in a public polace? I’m lost.

( mssg » kurt | sent ) oh no i’m at 8? um. Il’l still get the card. I bet I can find a srorry i woke you up at 3 am to coem to a bridge in central park to get me and our friend because we did the how many shots can blaien take before He’s wishing he didn’t text kurt challenge card. IF not, sAntana said she’ll help me make one.
( mssg » kurt | sent ) btw? the answere is like 4.
( mssg » kurt | sent ) i love you and i’ll make it up to you.
( mssg » kurt | sent ) hey hoeny? Your’re beautiful. thank You for putting up with me.  ❤

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kurt.

( mssg » blaine | sent ) See now I need to go back and review our text messages. I have to study the big hint you apparently dropped.
( mssg » blaine | sent ) It was my evil mission, didn’t you know? That was my plan. Someone told me I should start one, or rather, someone inspired me to start one 😉
( mssg » blaine | sent ) Mhmm, I did challenge it. Our place, twenty minutes, our bed. Meet me there.

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( mssg » kurt | sent ) It’s like a George Lucas Easter Egg hunt.  Give it a try! I’ll tell you how warm or cold you’re getting if you think you’re close.  😛
( mssg » kurt | sent ) What have I told you about sex riots?  You’re only supposed to start them when we have this place to ourselves.  Not on a subway car.
( mssg » kurt | sent ) Which we do.  So get those feet of yours moving faster.
( mssg » kurt | sent ) Oh.  Wait.  Different kind of sex riot on my mind.  Sorry. And, hey, Kurt?  I already beat you there. 😉 

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my fiance’.

( mssg » blaine | sent ) It most certainly is, Blaine. Maybe you should think of your choices before you say it ;P
( mssg » blaine | sent ) There’s another guy arguing with him now, they’re both trying to give me sex tips. I’m pretty sure by the next stop everyone will be talking about sex tips. 
( mssg » blaine | sent ) Bring. It. On. 😉 😉 😉

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( mssg » kurt | sent ) Duly noted, gorgeous.  Or..  Or!  Maybe I did?  And that was one huge hint?  Or it’s me going with the flow and trying not to look like a complete idiot.  You can always try to test the waters and see?  I’m not saying I’d be opposed to that idea.  Not. At. All.
( mssg » kurt | sent ) Great.  Kurt Hummel kicks off NYC Subway Sex Riot 2k16.  What have you done??
( mssg » kurt | sent ) Did you just challenge my challenge?  Oh!?!  Consider it brought, Mister. 😉 😉 😉

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kurt.

( mssg » blaine | sent ) You have no idea how relieved I am to hear that you aren’t naked in the park. That’s not something that we want, it wouldn’t be good for you. I still need you to park it somewhere. I’ll be there soon.
( mssg » blaine | sent ) Maybe not tonight Blaine. I might be willing when you aren’t so drunk.   

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( mssg » kurt | sent ) OKay amybe wheni am not thsi drunk though it still could be funn!
( mssg » kurt | sent ) Hey Kurt?
( mssg » kurt | sent ) On a scalr of 1 to I should bebuyimng you fliwers and delivering them to you on my knees wieth a Hallmark apology card and even then I’ll get lucky if you don’t want to smack me and/ro maek me slee on the couch? Hwo in trouble am I?  I’d liek a warning so I can better prepare myself.

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kurt.

( mssg » blaine | sent I don’t know if he bites. I’ll have to ask later. Is biting a thing for you? We might be able to incorporate that. Jk. So far he’s given me a couple of good ideas [ ;P ]
( mssg » blaine | sent ) Hmm. I think I’ll save that for when I get home~ 

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( mssg » kurt | sent ) No comment.  Though saying that is certainly a comment in and of itself now that I think about it.  😉
( mssg » kurt | sent ) I can’t believe you’re getting sex tips from a guy who lives on the B train.
( mssg » kurt | sent ) Kurt!  That is totally not fair!  I hope you know..I’m getting even with you for withholding very important information from me.  So so so even.

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CELL PHONE HEADCANONS @butterscotchandbabysteps
send me “#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses including:

– what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone: Kurt

– what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone:

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– what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone:  I’m Yours by Jason Mraz (main chorus) but he changes Kurt’s song often.  Usually when he hears one that reminds him of his man.  Or even songs that they’ve sung together.

– my muse’s last text to your muse:  ( mssg » kurt | sent ) Kurt?  Sweetheart?  Did you go sleep shopping online again?  I’m not sure if you meant to order this or not but..your package is here and all I can say is…  I love you and all your ‘hmm’ inducing quirks.

my fiance’.

( mssg » blaine | sent ) Of course I am, he looks like a man of many talents. I wouldn’t be surprised if he knew a thing or two. You should be all of those [;)]
( mssg » blaine | sent ) Bring it on. They higher you get from me, the more willing I’d be to do other things. 

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( mssg » kurt | sent ) I am all of those.  Yet curiously interested in what you might come home with.  Please don’t sit too close to him.  I’m not sure if he bites or not.  I heard rumors.
( mssg » kurt | sent ) ..Like what?  Please?  Do share.  I promise I’ll try my hardest.

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consider it done.

( mssg » blaine | sent ) Hm, okay, I’ll think the whole way home about what I want to use with the paisley tie. Maybe i’ll ask that  guy that usually camps out on the subway, he usually has pretty interesting suggestions.
( mssg » blaine | sent ) Why, Blaine, I automatically love that idea. How about this, since i’m sure that no one will be home for awhile, you meet me at the door, and we leave a little trail of clothes. I expect you to thoroughly test my voice out.

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( mssg » kurt | sent ) You’re going to get suggestions from the weird homeless guy who lives on the subway?  I don’t know whether or not to be confused or scared or laugh.
( mssg » kurt | sent ) ….
( mssg » kurt | sent ) I hope you know my goal to see what new notes we can make you hit is now my major focus for the evening.  Hope you don’t mind. 😉

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my fiance’.

( mssg » blaine | sent ) You kicked the wall?! Seriously Blaine, if it’s ever going to be important when I need to tell you something, i’ll call you, promise.
( mssg » blaine | sent ) 😉 😉 😉
( mssg » blaine | sent ) That was part of the plan. Enjoy it? I figured that you might want that, it’s been awhile since we did anything. I figured maybe we could play some Maroon 5, get on Skype, and we could make up for some time? 

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( mssg » kurt | sent ) It was in the way and I was too busy staring at a certain /something/ on my phone!  Okay, okay.  I know.
( mssg » kurt | sent ) Did I enjoy it?  Yes!  You’ve mastered sweetly thoughtful sexy.  I didn’t even know that was a thing til just now.
( mssg » kurt | sent ) Kurt?  With a pitch like that and the picture?  Let me grab my laptop and I’m all yours.  How could I possibly say no?  😉 😉 😉

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