remy.

( mssg » blaine] Pretty sure like, seven of the positions I fucked you in are frown on in most churches. So… Buzzed? You sure you’re not drunk? Or a spiked drink or something?
( mssg » blaine] Four bottles it is. All right. All right. I won’t call him. But I still think you should let me in.

( mssg » remy | sent ) Shhhhhhh. And I don’t know. It just keeps getting worse. my hallway has become my be.d
( mssg » remy | sent ) Fine. I’‘ll let you in as longa s you promise not ot remember anything you might see. I don’t hink i could look you in the face if you don’t.
( mssg » remy | sent )

Cooper is a no. Thank you for that. Door’s open

sam. @samsreckoning

( mssg » blaine | sent ) okay whoa hwoa whao whao whao hold on
( mssg » blaine | sent ) like is this a random sickness
( mssg » blaine | sent ) or is it a like, you had shellfish kinda sickness? every single time dad orders it he gets sick altho i really dont know what the difference between shellfish and shrimp and stuff is
( mssg » blaine | sent ) or is this a “i think i got possessed from that ouija board” kinda projectile vomiting? i really hope not because i so dont wanna tell my priest that we’ve been screwin around in the dark
( mssg » blaine | sent ) ok whao like not with each other but with the whole ghost thing
( mssg » blaine | sent ) wait blaine you dont really think this is a posession do you?
( mssg » blaine | sent ) god im on my way over are u okay? can i grab u anything? (minus a priest pls tell me this isnt a ouija thing im seriously crossing my fingers)
( mssg » blaine | sent ) really hope this isnt like they made it out to be in this is the end

( mssg » sam | sent ) oh my god sam its’nto possession.
( mssg » sam | sent )

I don’t htink that reallya happens like it does int he movies.
( mssg » sam | sent ) I hope it doesnt’. …
( mssg » sam | sent )

I think it is the drink i had with SEbastian. Or the dinner afrer. Or both. Coudl be that bug going around. but i I want to never move again.

( mssg » sam | sent ) ..tell your priest what?????
( mssg » sam | sent ) oh oh yerah right.
( mssg » sam | sent ) Sammy?
( mssg » sam | sent )

Would it be horrible to ask you to bring me crackers and gatorade?
( mssg » sam | sent ) You could leave them at the door eand I can come and get them. won’t get you sick I promsie.

sam. @samsreckoning

( mssg » blaine | sent ) okay whoa hwoa whao whao whao hold on
( mssg » blaine | sent ) like is this a random sickness
( mssg » blaine | sent ) or is it a like, you had shellfish kinda sickness? every single time dad orders it he gets sick altho i really dont know what the difference between shellfish and shrimp and stuff is
( mssg » blaine | sent ) or is this a “i think i got possessed from that ouija board” kinda projectile vomiting? i really hope not because i so dont wanna tell my priest that we’ve been screwin around in the dark
( mssg » blaine | sent ) ok whao like not with each other but with the whole ghost thing
( mssg » blaine | sent ) wait blaine you dont really think this is a posession do you?
( mssg » blaine | sent ) god im on my way over are u okay? can i grab u anything? (minus a priest pls tell me this isnt a ouija thing im seriously crossing my fingers)
( mssg » blaine | sent ) really hope this isnt like they made it out to be in this is the end

Never thought I would say those two things in the same sentence togetheR but here we are. I just did
( mssg » sam | sent ) I think its’ the amoutn of liquor I drank. Oh and how cheap itwas. Top shelf

( mssg » sam | sent ) I promise I’m not possessed. Even if it realy llooks like it right now.

( mssg » sam | sent ) Would it be too much to aks you to come get me?
( mssg » sam | sent ) No Linda blaeir head turns or talking abckwards will happen between here and my hourse.I swear on my life

❛ Probably should have gone with that fifty percent Gap discount. ❜

“I know, I know. You say that now, but.. I highly doubt what’shisname was going to let me experience the utterly blissful married life duty of helping you clean baby puke out of your hair. Are you sure that we don’t need to get an exorcist? I don’t think I’ve ever seen it go that high with that much force before..”

A brief cringey pause and Blaine tried to find his happy place all over again.

“It was like a fire hydrant of gross went off inside our daughter and somehow managed to hit you. Solely. With skill. You sure she isn’t mad at you? I think that might’ve been on purpose.”

// UPDATE: I’m, finally, feeling better! That took a lot longer than I thought it would. Gonna start catching up by drafting some replies tonight and iconing them tmrw. Thanks so much for all your notes and messages on discord. I have the best peeps ever. Love you cats! Come say hi!

// Hi! Sorry! I haven’t been the greatest for a few days. Ended up in the Emergency Room last night. Doing so-so. It’s gonna take me another day or so to get back on my feet. My painkillers are stomping my rear and I barely slept (doing a lot of that tonight tho!). I wanted to give you cats a heads up! On Discord off and on! Mutuals message me for it if you want!