“ look , if i had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery , i’d still choose the lottery , but i’d have to REALLY think about it & that alone speaks louder than a lousy pickup line … god knows i love bling . ”
“Thank you, Santana. Better promose me one thing. After you win the lottery? I’d make you take me on a step-siblings only cruise somewhere warm with palm trees. Where there’s zero snow and the words ‘what are we doing for regionals and why is no one listening to me’ are forbidden. Otherwise? I might get offended your company can be bought by some bling.”