lush.

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       “ Oh BLAINE. I didn’t for once, drink EVERYTHING. I only
had two shots. You aren’t too late. Plus I ordered weird wedding
orderves. Like cheese on crackers and crab something. I don’t
know. I used Rachels credit card.  Her eyebrows raised as she
gave her signature, I did nothing wrong, shrug. “ She offered it for
my christmas gift for you. I was only KIND OF late.”

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      “Oh SANTANA.  Uuh–  You did what with her credit card,” he froze
mid-cheese and cracker to give her a, I know that shrug and I’m not buying
it, stare topped with forehead high eyebrows of, I’m suspicious as hell but
this cheese plate is so good I’m willing to accept what you’re telling me until
Rachel explodes all over us then I’m becoming Batman and melting into
the shadows while you deal with her wrath if you’re lying, quirk of lips/shrug
combo.  “Happy Christmas to us then?  Remind me to tell her thanks.”
     “I’ll grab some soda, put in the movie and we’re set.  So?  Comedy,
musical or drama?  None of that horror movie business you suggested
last time.  Hostel wasn’t my idea of how to spend a night without wanting
to throw up.  No thanks this go-round.”

santana.

“ Ken doll! You came– come over here. Sit and cuddle up.
I’ll let you choose a movie to put on until we get too drunk
to sit still and have a dance party. 

“Ken doll..  Okay.  I’ve heard worse out of you so I’ll take it.
I’m all for drunken cuddle moving watching until one of us,
usually me, breaks out into dance but first things first?  Did
you leave anything in the bottle for me this time?  Or do I
need to grab round one for me and two for you on my way in?”

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      No more perfect of a time for sitting up watching the sky than during
one of the year’s best lightning storms.  The thunder was so loud that
it shook the window each time it rolled across the sky.  Electricity was
in the air.  His view from a chair he dragged to the window was perfect.
Nothing could top it off better than some hot chocolate and a blanket.
Deciding to go in search for both, Blaine stood and wandered into the
kitchen starting a teapot humming as he switched the stove on and
took a step back.  Mug.  Packets of Swiss Miss.  Marshmallows.  Done!

He didn’t notice Santana until he was standing behind the couch where
he left the throw blanket his mom sent him for Christmas.  When he did?
He blinked in amazement and concern.  She was a wreck.  A bottle of
liquor hung from her hand and he was pretty sure her hair was in every
angle mathematically possible.  “Santana,” he whispered staring at the
half-empty bottle. “Are you okay?”  Stupid question.  She was downing
the liquor like water, looked like she wanted to crawl under the sofa and
never come out and, –wow–, her breath smelled flammable.  “First things
first?  Time to say goodbye to Uncle Daniels,” he sang down at her and
gingerly took the bottle.  A nudge of his knee told her to lift her calves so
he could plop heavily down beside her after a short jump over the arm of
the couch.  Blaine settled in, wrapped his arms around her legs and let
them back down to rest on his lap. He sniffed the bottle and stuck his
tongue out at the smell, nose pinched up.  “Call me Captain Obvious but
I’m guessing you hate storms. Want some company?”  Didn’t hurt to ask
but he was already giving her calves a comforting rub trying to get her
mind off the thunder and the bottle he sneakily sat on the coffee table.

santana: i mean duh
santana: why did you leave so fast anyways?
santana: well yeah, of course, totally.
blaine: Exactly. Duh. Totally.
blaine: Was afraid all the taxis would turn into pumpkins after midnight if I didn’t hurry?
blaine: That’s all. No other reason. Like–Why would there be one?

santana: sure, why not. more like wine not, ha.
santana: well yeah I guess.
santana: it was all in fun and games.
santana: right?
blaine: Are you still drunk?
blaine: Totally. Fun and games. That’s all. Duh.
blaine: yeah. completely. i mean.
blaine: right?

santana: any response that DOESN’T sound like a 13 year old boy?
santana: i’m just curious. what, do i have to invite you to play truth or dare to get it out of you?
blaine: Ouch.
blaine: You don’t have to go that far. I’m
blaine: Sorry. Dropped my phone. Playing truth or dare with you scares me to death. Let’s skip that idea.
blaine: I not-so-vaguely remember you wanting to kiss me as much as I wanted to kiss you. We could always blame it on getting caught up in the New Year’s Eve buzz? If it makes it easier?
blaine: you did want to kiss me right?

santana: so tell me
santana: you’re gay right? like, SUPER, gay.
santana: why did you kiss me at midnight?
blaine: Tell you what?
blaine: I don’t think that’s a surprise, Santana. I am gay. SUPER gay. Aren’t you gay, too? Or is this opposite day? What’s the deal?
blaine: ……..
blaine: oh.