she had to give to blaine ; ever since he moved to new york he had proven to be a worthy person to hang around , most importantly , a willing partner when she was in the mood to drag someone through the mud . santana pushes him playfully in return . “ they knew exactly what they were in for the minute they asked me to entertain her when she came to visit . in my defense , i TRIED to be nice , but the minute she started dishing her RIDICULOUS diva attitude around , i couldn’t be held responsible for my actions . god knows i can’t leave her alone with you ; she might vapo – rape you again . or worse ; scented oils .”
Hazel eyes followed the tantrum throwing diva all the way to the bathroom. The door slammed and he couldn’t stop himself from cracking up to the point he had to muffle the noise with his hand clamped over his mouth. Thank God she was locked away. What came next made, even him, stumble a beat or two before he could figure out what to say. Santana went there. “How could you,” he tried to pretend to be serious, “that is a very tender subject even years later. I still can’t smell Vick’s without laughing.” He leaned in, that low-browed look faded into an uneven, sharing a secret kinda grin and his voice wobbled with held in laughter. “Kurt can’t either without teasing me. And then rolling his eyes and scrunching up his nose like he’s having a flashback of a memory he wasn’t even there for. I swear. It’s hilarious. Don’t tell him though.”
“ just wait until tomorrow ; i’m determined to make her cry at least once before rehearsal is over . its not MY fault she lacks character . she can dish it but she can’t take it . at least rachel berry has a backbone . its sad . like watching bambi trying to walk for the first time , PAINFUL but impossible to look away ”.
“At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if her head didn’t blow up. Or SHE just goes,” Blaine’s fingers waved around like he was mixing together just the right concoction for a massive Tina Tantrum Bomb then shot up in a mushroom cloud formation gesturing that his conjuring worked along with a perfectly timed, “KAPOW!” Smirking, he leaned in and bonked their shoulders together. “All I’m saying is if we were put in charge of keeping her distracted so she doesn’t make Rachel want to throw her–or herself–out the window and she explodes while under our supervision? THEY’RE going to make us clean up the mess.”
“You know? I didn’t think it was possible for someone to slam a door when, in fact, the door in question is a curtain. But! This is the second time in the last week you’ve managed to make her bound and determined to pull it off. Do you ever think she’ll catch on that it doesn’t quite have the same Rachel Storming Out Oomf Effect that I think she’s really going for?”
“ well, if we’re being BRUTALLY honest, i only listened to like, less than half of what you said so you might wanna start over…”
“Okay.. In the shorter, much more abridged version of what I just said? All I am saying is if you want something bad enough–you shouldn’t let anyone stop you. You live by that philosophy ninety-nine percent of the time. So what is holding you back now? Wait. Don’t tell me you’renervous?”
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