sam. @memoiired

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[ sms ›› nightbird ] little old me?
[ sms ›› nightbird ] wanna make out with my face?
[ sms ›› nightbird ] it could be our next secret mission. project bump & grind; the blam edition

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( mssg » sam | sent )  oh That wasn’t supoosed to send Iw as trying to erase it
( mssg » sam | sent )   I was trying to pretend I was drunk enough to ext you that and not wcare but turmns out I..liek stilll do 
( mssg » sam | sent )   wait..foir real? the blam project bump & grind would be a thign?  I mean a more than that one time we havent talked about since it hapepend thing.  hasn’t anyone ever told you it’s not nice to mess with drunk people?

( mssg » sam | sent )   rude

[ 📲 • sms ] —— you text me after i upload a bomb selfie i see. (blam me up)

text messages meme.

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( mssg » sam | sent ) Okay. So? Could be coincidence.. Might have nothing to do it?  
( mssg » sam | sent ) Or! Maybe your bomb selfie reminded me I haven’t texted you yet today.

( mssg » sam | sent ) Both of those reasons sound lame when I read them back. Can I just ask for a do-over?  
( mssg » sam | sent ) Hey, Sam! Great selfie. Very ab-ulous.
( mssg » sam | sent ) Nevermind! I give up..