puck.
[ sms to: blanderson ] If i was sure I would have said yes asshole
[ sms to: blanderson ] No, no memories. I just checked my call log and it showed that you were the last person I called.
[ sms to: blanderson ] Well I’m alive and I woke up in my apartment, so I’d say everything turned out alright.
[ sms to: blanderson ] I mean I woke up in the bathtub but still my apartment.
( mssg » puckerman | sent ) Hey! No need for name calling! In spite of the fact that I might be laughing at you right now. Jerk.
( mssg » puckerman | sent ) You’re your very own Sherlock Holmes. Great deduction work there. I’m impressed.
( mssg » puckerman | sent ) And, also, still laughing.
( mssg » puckerman | sent ) The bathtub? Have you tried moving yet? I don’t think that’s going to feel very good when you do.
