jesse.

          text — b. anderson ; Did he now? Interesting story. 
          text — b. anderson ; And what rumor might just that be? 
          text — b. anderson ; You have my word. 
          text — b. anderson ; You always were very talkative. 

( mssg » jesse | sent ) Uhm.  I guess it’s not that interesting.
( mssg » jesse | sent ) Nothing.  Nevermind.  Thank you though.  I don’t need her putting the Rachel Hammer down on me.
( mssg » jesse | sent ) Talkative?  True. I guess..
( mssg » jesse | sent ) So, did you really take your time to only say congratulations to me?  I mean, I’m grateful for it.  But this was unexpected and quite curious.  Don’t you agree?

jesse.

          text — b. anderson ; He really knows how to capture the high school glee club drama. 
          text — b. anderson ; Sounds like someone finally caught a whiff of the true Berry spirit.
          text — b. anderson ; I’m impressed. 

( mssg » jesse | sent ) He’s a complete creeper with a camera and once bribed Rachel to not spread a rumor if she gave him a pair of her panties..
( mssg » jesse | sent ) The rumor was true but still.  That’s really gross.
( mssg » jesse | sent ) Which completely makes your second text not only more than a little bit cringe worthy but I did get a chuckle.  Just please don’t tell Rachel.

( mssg » jesse | sent ) Please forget I said that.
( mssg » jesse | sent ) You know Mr. Schue.  Sometimes he needs some help. But thank you.

jesse.

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          text — b. anderson ; A show choir director never reveals his sources. 
          text — b. anderson ; I must say, I’m genuinely surprised Schuester didn’t finally give in to Tina.
          text — b. anderson ; Or my former lead soloist known as Unique. 

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( mssg » jesse | sent ) It was Jacob’s youtube channel, wasn’t it?
( mssg » jesse | sent ) Mr. Schue didn’t necessarily give into anyone.
( mssg » jesse | sent )

We took matters into our own hands and told him who it was. 

jesse.

          text — b. anderson ; A little birdie tells me you were recently appointed the new Rachel.
          text — b. anderson ; Congratulations. 

( mssg » jesse | sent ) Wow!  That birdie gets the news out fast.  I was just told the day before yesterday.  I can’t believe it’s reached you already..
( mssg » jesse | sent ) Thank you, Jesse.  Mind if I ask where you heard if from?  I’m too curious not to.