Tag: p: dave kito

karoskyintheopen :

Dave: I usually do. Sometimes its pointier than at other times. But that’s life. C’est la vie as Sister Chubs likes to say.
Dave: Well, yeah. Gold Bender is obviously able to best Silver Bender so-
Dave: Well yeah. They can imagine all the end of the world scenarios. Put some of that creativity into your signs. That’s how you create a brand. 
Dave: Okay, well maybe awkward is a strong word. Objects in mirror may be more awkward than they appear. 
Dave: Are you sure I’m not one of them? Absolutely positive Mr. Warbler? 
Dave: *wonders how long he can make this fun until its too real. Is also bored and is hoping that Blaine wants to play along*

( mssg » unknown number | sent ) That’s it.  That’s gotta be it.  The mime fight was about to be against two opposing Benders in the middle of New York City. How did I not realize what was going on?
( mssg » unknown number | sent ) Let’s hope they don’t figure that out.  Otherwise, we won’t be able to walk two steps without some sign assaulting our common decency.

( mssg » unknown number | sent ) Mr. Warbler?  I wish I could say that brings back a certain note of nostalgia.  But people would have to stop calling me that for it to become nostalgic.  LOL. Years after high school and I’m still not overly sure a few of my friends realize Warbler isn’t my first, middle or last name.
( mssg » unknown number | sent ) But curiouser and curiouser as they say in Wonderland.  
( mssg » unknown number | sent ) Are you?  Hmm..  I guess I’ll have to figure that out.  Fellow Ohio escapee? Or did you learn my other identity through word of mouth?  You have to give me some clues.  Or this isn’t remotely close to fair.

karoskyintheopen.

Dave: Does that qualify as the weirdest thing you’ve done or the weirdest thing that’s been done to you through witness though? 
Dave: I can believe the silver mime was too close to the others turf. I’m totally on the gold mime’s side here. 
Dave: Sinners Repent was the best slogan the street preacher could come up with? Nothing about hellfire and damnation. It’s like everybody’s phoning it in these days.

(a full minute passes)

Dave: You must have gotten a new cell phone.
Dave: What would you say if I told you we know each other like really well? Like super well and at least one of us is going to feel 1000 percent more awkward after the reveal?

( mssg » unknown number | sent ) Good question.  I didn’t think about it that way.  You have a point. 🙂
( mssg » unknown number | sent ) The gold mime looked like he was going to win anyway.
( mssg » unknown number | sent ) Well.  Do you really think the people that hold those signs up have much of an imagination that isn’t swallowed up by picturing the end of the world?

(after Dave’s pause..)

( mssg » unknown number | sent ) I did.
( mssg » unknown number | sent ) I’d say this conversation just got very interesting. There’s not a whole lot of people I’d feel too awkward talking to if I gave them my number.
( mssg » unknown number | sent ) I mean a couple but there’s no way you’re one of them. Who is this?  Now, I have to know.

karoskyintheopen.

Dave: Oh, I see. Like Whoopi Goldberg only not caramelite. Good show too, the musical came through last year. Didn’t hate it. 
Dave: LoL
Dave: No, it was funny. I’m promise. I’m just mortified at myself as a general life rule. 
Dave: He has a hobby. The imperial rule of the apt takes up at least 18 hours of his day. 
Dave: Umm, well 75 percent chance I just erroneously dialed. Thick fingers.
Dave: 25 percent chance I have you in my phone? Don’t recognize the number though so most likely not the latter.
Dave: Wait- so what is the weirdest thing you’ve done this week? 

( mssg » unknown number | sent ) The weirdest thing I’ve done this week?  I can narrow it down to one of two things.   The oddest being the fact that I watched two mimes (one painted gold, one painted silver) fist fight in the subway.
( mssg » unknown number | sent )

Allegedly, the silver mime was too close to other’s turf.  A guy holding a sign reading “SINNERS REPENT” was standing there watching. I’m not sure if it was a sign from heaven or anything like that.  But it was a surreal experience that only New York City can provide.

( mssg » unknown number | sent ) Let’s figure out the mystery then.  My name’s Blaine.  Ring a bell? 

karoskyintheopen.

Dave: Well technically I’m OG Dave. He moved in after me.
Dave: Idk that any of the sisters of indulgence consider themselves adorable but maybe? I haven’t really asked. I’m not really into drag queens, though I like the art aspect of it.
Dave: No, not a Gremlin. Just a fat cat with a face of perpetual disappointment and hunger.
Dave: Like me back in high school. 
Dave: Anyways, sorry to bother you

( mssg » unknown number | sent ) Oh!  Wrong sort of Sister in my head completely.  The ones I was thinking of usually have completely different habits that are a lot more quiet than the ones drag queens have.  If you follow..
( mssg » unknown number | sent ) Sorry.  That was my attempt at a 11:44pm joke.  You don’t have to laugh.
( mssg » unknown number | sent ) Ha!  Maybe he just needs a hobby?
( mssg » unknown number | sent ) You didn’t bother me.  

( mssg » unknown number | sent ) Wait.  How’d you get my number? Is this someone I know? Or am I talking to a total stranger?  Wouldn’t be the weirdest thing I’ve done this week but now I’m curious.

karoskyintheopen.

Dave: So tell Sister Chubs that if she overfeeds Brain, other Dave will get sad
Dave: Oh shit
Dave: Might be a wrong number! Sorry!

( mssg » unknown number | sent ) Hello other-other Dave?
( mssg » unknown number | sent ) I think you might have the wrong number. Sister Chubs doesn’t ring a bell but she sounds adorable.
( mssg » unknown number | sent ) Hope everything works out.  If you’re talking about a Gremlin make sure to tell her not to feed him after midnight either.  We seriously don’t need her making that grave mistake.