Tag: p: dani

dani.

    “ hey, i may be dating santana,
      but if you think i have ANY sway on that woman, you are   m i s t a k e n. “

     like hell she’s going to risk being caught on fire by rachel’s
     death glare.       “ how am i the mutual party? i’m unwillingly biased.
                                literally – santana made me sign a contract. if i go in there, she’ll
                                have my head. my SEX LIFE is on the line, blaine. “

             “ i suggest we get a kitten. that’ll distract her, right? “

      Coming between Dani and Santana’s sex life wasn’t a situation
Blaine wanted to be remotely the cause of.  He’d take a moody, stubborn
diva any day rather than a sexually frustrated Santana who, unlike Rachel,
might actually stab him if she threatened to.

                        Time to rethink this whole situation.

      “IF I come home with a kitten, KURT will have my head because with
      kittens comes hair and that’s MY sex life on the line.  Compromise time.
      I buy the flowers, honey and her weird organic tea I’m SURE  I have to
      take four trains to get and YOU distract Santana from making this worse.
      If that doesn’t work?  Plan E is a hotel room to hide in.”

dani.

          “ you’ll have to try   h a r d e r    than that. “

      “I have to try harder?  Why is coaxing Rachel off another
      ledge suddenly only my responsibility?  If I remember correctly,
      it was your girlfriend’s fault!  She’s not listening to me.  Maybe
      she’ll listen to you.  If I go in there AGAIN, she’s going to kill
      me with her lazerbeam eyes because I ‘didn’t stand up for her
      enough’.  You’re the neutral party.  I think it’s your turn!”

               “P.S.! Don’t try the chocolate.  She threw it at my face.”

text – dani.

( mssg » blaine | sent ) // It’s no big deal, baby boo.
( mssg » blaine | sent ) // I’m all good on the ice front but your company might just be exactly what I need.
( mssg » blaine | sent ) // I’ve said is before and i’ll say it again – you should totally come with me. You’d look hella cute in disco pants, boo.

( mssg » dani | sent ) I can bring my company right to your doorstep.  Easy enough!  You sure you don’t need anything else?  Junk food makes everything hurt less.
( mssg » dani | sent ) Go derbying?  I think I’d rather face a bunch of guys in a skating apocalypse than the women I’ve seen you go up against.  They’re vicious.  Nooo thank you.
( mssg » dani | sent ) I have pictures of my disco pants phase.  I’m saying phase but I think I’ll ever /not/ have an affinity for disco pants.  That would be /never/.  One day when I get the nerve?  I’ll show them to you and you can be the judge of that yourself.