my brother.

      ⟨ text : blaine ⟩ as much as it may come as a shock to you: i need some advice.
      ⟨ text : blaine ⟩ not for me. for a friend.
      ⟨ text : blaine ⟩ friend of a friend, really. don’t know them that well. think they’re called frank.
      ⟨ text : blaine ⟩ if frank happened to drive into someone’s parked car, should he leave a signed headshot on the windshield as an apology? or just leave?
      ⟨ text : blaine ⟩ ps. frank is definitely famous and well loved on an international level.

( mssg » cooper | sent ) All things considered, it does come off as a little bit of a 
( mssg » cooper | sent ) Oh.  I see.  A friend.  Not you.  Never.  This is all about..Frank.  Got it.  
( mssg » cooper | sent ) Cooper!  You what?!  I mean..  Frank what?

( mssg » cooper | sent ) No, Frank shouldn’t leave!  Or leave just leave a headshot!  Because Frank would be putting his “definitely famous and well loved on an international level” face on someone’s car that he accidentally hit!  Both are what police officers like to refer to as a hit and run.  Please tell me you’re asking this before Frank has done either?