you would.

        “I have to say, January and December are my favorite
         months. I remember buying this calendar from this school,
         and I opened it up to find a certain half naked ex-Warbler
         being Santa and a crazy New Yorker on New Years.”

      “Tease me all you want, Mister I Traveled To Lima To Buy A Men
Of McKinley Calendar
.  I might’ve posed for it but you had to make
the trip to pick one up.  Admittedly, being half-naked Santa and crazy
New York-New Years Eve party reveler isn’t something I’m going to put
on my college resume–or ever mention unless someone else brings it
up–but it was for a good cause so–.  Oh, just hush it, Seb and get the
grin off your face before it gets stuck.”