“I have to say, January and December are my favorite months. I remember buying this calendar from this school, and I opened it up to find a certain half naked ex-Warbler being Santa and a crazy New Yorker on New Years.”
“Tease me all you want, Mister I Traveled To Lima To Buy A Men Of McKinley Calendar. I might’ve posed for it but you had to make the trip to pick one up. Admittedly, being half-naked Santa and crazy New York-New Years Eve party reveler isn’t something I’m going to put on my college resume–or ever mention unless someone else brings it up–but it was for a good cause so–. Oh, just hush it, Seb and get the grin off your face before it gets stuck.”