roleplayiing-memes:

glee; starter sentences.

  • “Sometimes I forget my middle name.”
  • “We will be the undisputed top bitches in this school.”
  • “I don’t brush my teeth. I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure Dr Pepper was a dentist.”
  • “Fashion has no gender.”
  • “Life’s just a bunch of experiences, you know? You don’t get a medal at the finish line for being good. You just get dead.”
  • “I have compulsive need to crush other people’s dreams.”
  • “How can you just stand there and be so calm about this? How can you just give up so easily?”
  • “Now-a-days being anonymous is worse than being poor.”
  • “A bad reputation is better than no reputation at all.”
  • “Sometimes it’s hard to appreciate what a good singer you are because all I think about is shoving a sock in your mouth.”
  • “What did you do with all that breast milk?”
  • “My body is like a rum chocolate soufflé. If I don’t warm it up right, it doesn’t rise.”
  • “You know my coffee order?”
  • “You know, you can kiss me again, if you want to.”
  • “Normally you dress like a fantasy of a perverted Japanese business man with a very dark specific fetish but I actually dig this look.”
  • “I sound like someone put tap shoes on a horse and then shot it.”
  • “I love you more than I love being a star.”
  • “I’m pretty sure my cat’s been reading my diary.”
  • “You got the beauty, but I got the brains and the beauty.”
  • “I’m not a box. There are more than four sides to me.”
  • “You kind of sing and dance like a zombie who has to poop.”
  • “I counted the number of times you smiled at me, I died on the days you didn’t.”
  • “Being part of something special makes you special, right?”
  • “I’m so depressed, I wore the same outfit twice this week.”
  • “We all know that I’m more popular than _____, and I dress better than her.”
  • “Just because I hate everybody doesn’t mean they have to hate me, too.”
  • “You can’t change your past, but you can let go and start your future.”

Touch Meme

cerynitiis:

Send a symbol to have your Muse touch my Muse in a certain way and see how they react!

➟ Pull on their hair/clothing
➡ Smack dat ass
➢Grope them
➣ Slap their hand away
➤ Punch/Slap/Assault them
➥ Rub their back
➧ Massage their shoulders
➨ Put their hand between mine’s legs
➚Tickle them
➙ Pinch them
➛Poke them
➜ Play with mine’s hair
➝ Feel mine’s heartbeat

send me a ♬ and a number between 1-10 and i’ll put my itunes on shuffle and skip to that number and write a starter with my favorite lyric from that song.

example: if you send me ♬ 7, i’ll put my itunes on shuffle, skip forward seven songs and use my favorite lyric from that song.

accidental affection

send me ✗ for my muse to fall on yours and land on top of them
send me □ for your muse to fall on mine and land on top of them
send me ♕ for your muse to get dared to kiss me
send me ♢ for my muse to get dared to kiss yours
send me ♫ for your muse to catch mine singing in the shower
send me ♩ for my muse to catch yours singing in the shower
send me ♡ for your muse to drunkenly confess feelings to mine
send me ☽ for my muse to drunkenly confess feelings to yours
send me △ for my muse to get trapped in a small closet with yours
send me ❅ for my muse to cuddle up next to yours while asleep on the couch
send me ❥ for your muse to cuddle up next to mine while asleep on the couch

glee sentence meme.

bullettrained:

  • ‘being a part of something special makes you special, right?’
  • ‘don’t lose track of who you are, just because it’s easier to be someone else.’
  • ‘i think that he thinks that there’s still something between us. which there obviously isn’t.’
  • ‘i will be the biggest star of them all.’
  • ‘i wouldn’t have it any other way.’
  • ‘i’m proud to be different. It’s the best thing about me.’
  • ‘i’m so depressed, I’ve worn the same outfit twice this week.’
  • ‘knocking somebody up isn’t difficult and hardly merits a congratulations.’
  • ‘prejudice is just ignorance,’
  • ‘prom queens live, on average, five years longer than regular people. ’
  • ‘we all know that my job here is to look hot.’
  • ‘we just root for whoever’s winning.’
  • ‘when people are really emotional, they point their fingers a lot.’
  • ‘when we look back on our time here, we should be proud for what we did and who we included.’
  • ‘who cares what happens when we get there, when the getting there has been so much fun?’
  • ‘you are my first love and I want more than anything… for you to be my last.’
  • ‘you can’t change your past, but you can let go and start your future.’
  • ‘you kind of sing and dance like a zombie who has to poop.’
  • ‘you think this is hard? try being water-boarded, that’s hard!’