“I think after this, we deserve not Only coffee and cream cheese, but a Scone too— just roll over onto Your side— I’m pretty sure your Legs ain’t supposed to bend like That, so the longer you stay like That, the worse it’s goin’ to get.”
“That was a great idea–until I did it. Much like the one that said, ‘Hey! You should do Yoga today to shake some stress of!’ Sure, the stress is long gone but I don’t think my back is never going to forgive me. Oo! Scones. Definitely scones. Meet me outside in a few minutes? Gotta shower and change. Or I might scare people with the mess I’m in.”
I really want one of those plots where the two best friends go on a honeymoon together because one of them got left at the altar/their S.O left right before the wedding and they already paid for everything. And the best friend is basically like, “fuck ‘Em, let’s go get drunk in Disney/Hawaii/anywhere we want,” and basically takes care of the one who’s like moping around because they just got dumped but like maybe one night they’re both really drunk and kiss or something and then dealing with the fact that, “oh shit, maybe I’m in love with /you/ and not my ex.”
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