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Random Glee Character Quotes

  • “You do not want to break up with me, okay? I am like a bad Carrie Underwood song once I get going.”
  • “Yes, we are officially, publicly, shockingly… a thing.“
  • “Remember you? Oh no, we aspire to be you. Me especially.”
  • Okay, I was just trying to be nice.”

  • I have this problem. I always assume the best in people.”

  • Dude, you really need to grow a pair.”

  • I love you, and that means something to me. It’s not just words.”

  • Every ocean starts with one drop of water, right? … I sound like my grandma.”

  • “Good one. You’re hilarious. Like Comedy Central funny.“
  • “Please tell me you didn’t really cheat on me. Especially with her.“
  • “Being a part of something special does not make you special. Something is special because you are a part of it.“
  • “What I love the most about you is that you don’t try to do or be what anyone else is doing, ok? You make your own path.”
  • The only cure to loneliness… is cake.”

  • What do you think? Am I being too obvious?”

  • Are you crazy!? Are you insane? Good God! Have you lost your mind!?”

  • This last week I’ve been thinking, maybe we shouldn’t have broken up.Maybe it was premature.”

  • Being popular felt too good. We forgot ourselves.”

  • “It takes a lot of crystals to make something shine.”
  • “Excuse me, my foot fell asleep, can’t feel it at all… can I walk it off?“
  • “My new mantra is “be the change you want to see in the world.“”
  • Okay, wait. Why am… why am I even taking advice from you, okay? Didn’t you have a sex tape that leaked online?”

  • “Well, I don’t see how that’s possible, but thank you.“
  • “I’m not here for a patch, I’m here because I love you!“
  • Look, I’ve been where you are, I know it feels, but you can’t keep denying that–