⟨ text : blaine ⟩ oh, i’m sorry. ⟨ text : blaine ⟩gif. ⟨ text : blaine ⟩mom graciously offers to fund my successful career journey. headshots aren’t free, squirt. i also wouldn’t be able to work from behind bars (unless the role is a prisoner, obviously). so i think that falls under the helping with my successful career journey dealio. ⟨ text : blaine ⟩ relax, i’m watching from my car. i’d be thrilled to be compensated for a small scratch and the loss of a wing mirror with a handsome and expertly signed headshot of yours truly. or frank. he’s just as great. i can’t imagine there’ll be any trouble. and, for the record, i run my fansite with the help of my assistant. i wouldn’t need you anyway. nor would frank. ⟨ text : blaine ⟩ the best casting decisions are made by those who have their daily venti iced skinny soy hazelnut macchiatos with sugar free syrup, an extra shot, light ice and holding of the whipped cream. consequently, i spend a lot of my time around the drive through. making good impressions. sometimes i throw a little improv out there. oh no! i ran over a bird! i’m distraught! it works like a charm.
( mssg » cooper | sent ) The fact that you took that much time to finding a gif to send me in hopes of making fun of me makes you an even bigger NERD than the one you’re trying to make me out as! Just so you know.
( mssg » cooper | sent ) Yeah yeah. Whatever you say. She still isn’t going to be too thrilled about having to bail you..or Frank..out of jail for a Hit And Run. Get back there. Now! ( mssg » cooper | sent ) Wait. You’re sitting in your car? You freaked me out this bad and never left in the first place? Cooper. You’re a such a jerk sometimes. ( mssg » cooper | sent ) Hang on. Assistant? When did you get an assistant?? ( mssg » cooper | sent ) That’s a laundry list of a drink name. Do you really order that in the drive thru? I feel bad for the guy at the window.. ( mssg » cooper | sent ) Ah! I’m sure your improv makes up for the ten cars behind you. Very clever Cooper.
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