my best friend.
sam: dude, i might not be some gay expert but if the people in your fanfic are legit narrating every thrust to whoever they’re with, you’re reading bad fanfic. c’mon. the dirty talk’s meant to be hot. smh. i know u can find better smut than that.
sam: and i’m not at ‘i regret asking’ yet. i am feelin a little awkward now tho lol. wasn’t expecting a whole ramble on bad fic.
sam: but bad writing aside, it is nice?
blaine: I find perfectly fine smut! Thanks! It just takes trudging through some bad ones to get there on occasion. Back to my point!
blaine: Okay. Sorry. You used fanfiction as your comparison and I had to make sure to get my point across. Sorry. I sort of overdid it and made you feel awkward.
blaine: Yeah, Sam. I guess it depends on the person you’re having sex with..as it does any time you have sex..but it’s actually really nice. Obviously, I might be a little biased and I don’t have anything to compare it to but I could answer any questions you might have about it.
blaine: Sam? Why are you curious?
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