inthequiver:

would you ship this?

              MEEEE??!! I WOULD NEVAH— HOW DARE!!! I HAVE NEVER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE – THE ABSURDITY OF THIS… maybe YOU ship SEBLAINE HUH?! MAYBE you’re trying to put me off the scent, how about THAT?!!  shshhhh i ship it only with U it’s ouR SECRET J ( ^{@pianokeysandbowties} )

// Ew!  Gross ship is so gross.  Icb I associate with people like this.  JK.  I’ll Cap’n that damn ship til the ends of the Earth, I tell ye!  To the ends of the Earth!  And it’s a whole lotta your fault anyway.  @inthequiver