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“  look ,  if  i  had  to  choose  between  one  night  with  you  or  winning  the  lottery ,  i’d  still  choose  the  lottery ,  but  i’d  have  to  REALLY  think  about  it     that  alone  speaks  louder  than  a  lousy  pickup  line … god  knows  i  love  bling .

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“Thank you, Santana.  Better promose me one thing.  After you win the lottery?  I’d make you take me on a step-siblings only cruise somewhere warm with palm trees.  Where there’s zero snow and the words ‘what are we doing for regionals and why is no one listening to me’ are forbidden.  Otherwise?  I might get offended your company can be bought by some bling.”

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