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“  a  siblings  only  cruise  sounds  DEPRESSING .  we’d  
get  sick  of  each  other  so  fast  i’d  drown  you  in  the  pool  
when  i’m  sure  no  one’s  around  to  watch  me  do  it …  &  then  we’d  lose  regionals ,  because  the  irish  guy  who’s  name  i  don’t  remember  would  have  to  take  your  place  –  he  has  no  diction  &  dances  like  an  inflatable  outside  a  car  dealership.  chin  up ,  blaine  warbler  –  life  only  gets  shittier  so ,  enjoy  the  mediocrity  it  offers  from  time  to  time . ”

“Okay.  Siblings only with the exception of a really cute pool attendants.  Listen.  I didn’t think about specifics—hold on.  You so wouldn’t drown me in the pool.  No way.  You love me.  Even if you are two seconds away from one of your signature eyerolls I like to think have been reinvented in their severity just for me.  Besides, if Rory took my place, you’d miss me too much.  Great visual on the dance comparison, though.  Please don’t tell anyone I said that.  I’ll enjoy the ride but I’m taking you with me and getting rid of the poolside shenanigans.”