cooper.

( text : blaine  ▻  delivered )  come on, now that we’re bored of the entertainment factor betting on how long it’ll take until dad expresses his disappointment, there has to be some new material. i volunteer as tribute.
( text : blaine  ▻  delivered )  nda, blaine. i can’t break the sacred fraternity bond of being issued an nda.
( text : blaine  ▻  delivered )  i suppose three heads are better than one… fine. you’re hired.
( text : blaine  ▻  delivered )  perfectly fine. my head houses my money maker face, blaine. i protect it at all costs. no need to worry about the old noggin.
( text : blaine  ▻  delivered )  well, there’s a brief lull in my schedule coming up and i suppose it would be nice to get back to my roots. ground myself, if you will… and i’d get to see this new school and boyfriend of yours as a bonus.
( text : blaine  ▻  delivered )  i tell you what! how about i give you a masterclass on how to nail an audition? you can film my tape, observe the legend in action and then we’ll drive mom crazy for a few days. deal?

( mssg » cooper | sent ) Come on.  Every year, it gets shorter and shorter.  Pretty soon we’ll be racing to make the bet before his jaw starts tightening up.  You start talking about jail?  It might end the game.  Cause there’s no way either one of us will get a word out first.
( mssg » cooper | sent ) That’s no fair!  What about our sacred fraternal bond, Cooper? I think ours is a lot bigger than your NDA?
( mssg » cooper | sent ) Thank you.  I promise I won’t let you down.
( mssg » cooper | sent ) Good. Be more careful, please?  I already worry about you enough as is.  I don’t need your help making it worse.
( mssg » cooper | sent ) Oh!  Yeah!  You do.  Cooper, you’re going to love him.  He’s perfect.  As far as the school?  It’s okay.  Not Dalton.  Not close.  But it’s okay.
( mssg » cooper | sent ) Coop?  Are you sure you aren’t disappointed I transferred?
( mssg » cooper | sent ) A master class in nailing an audition?  Sure.  You can do that.  I’ll help anyway.  Besides.  Mom secretly loves being driven crazy when you’re in town.  Let’s do it.