“I know, I know. You say that now, but.. I highly doubt what’shisname was going to let me experience the utterly blissful married life duty of helping you clean baby puke out of your hair. Are you sure that we don’t need to get an exorcist? I don’t think I’ve ever seen it go that high with that much force before..”
A brief cringey pause and Blaine tried to find his happy place all over again.
“It was like a fire hydrant of gross went off inside our daughter and somehow managed to hit you. Solely. With skill. You sure she isn’t mad at you? I think that might’ve been on purpose.”
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