cooper.

( text : blaine  ▻  delivered )  or maybe she does. perhaps that would be the drama thanksgiving could use this year. unearthing the mystery of pam anderson. it would look great on my resume, though! experience with prison setting, comfortable behind bars, looks great in an orange jumpsuit.
( text : blaine  ▻  delivered )  unfortunately, the nda i signed prevents me from giving you any details about possibly or possibly not justin timberlake.
( text : blaine  ▻  delivered )  as grateful as i am for your assistance, blaine, you don’t understand hollywood quite like my actual assistant does. i’ll run the scandals by her. you’ll have to keep an eye out for my name floating around your school and breaking the internet like a kardashian.
( text : blaine  ▻  delivered )  last week? it was barely damaged, no need to get all environment protector on me.
( text : blaine  ▻  delivered )  is this your subtle attempt to get me to come home and spend time with you, squirt?
( text : blaine  ▻  delivered )  again, nda signed. i can neither confirm nor deny the existence of a pilot that may or may not be filming next month potentially or potentially not on the warner brother’s lot. maybe.

( mssg » cooper | sent ) Can you, please, not get a record for a better acting performance for a role that doesn’t exist.  OR!  If one does exist.  Don’t do it then either.  How about you stay arrest free?  Thanksgiving conversations are fine the way they are.  Mostly.
( mssg » cooper | sent ) Are you serious?  What else did maybe Justin Timberlake confess to?  You can’t end that story there!
( mssg » cooper | sent ) I might not know Hollywood but I know show choir.  Scandal and gossip are part of it’s life blood.  Give me a chance before you run it by this assistant of yours?  Come on.
( mssg » cooper | sent ) Are you okay?  Did you hit your head?  That would explain why you considered leaving the scene of another accident.  How do you have a license?
( mssg » cooper | sent ) I didn’t mean.. 
( mssg » cooper | sent )

Um.  Yeah?  What if I said it was?  Would you?
( mssg » cooper | sent ) I may or may not be wishing you luck then.  Let me know if you want to work on your audition with me?  I could try to help you run lines?  Even if it’s on Skype or whatever.