“Did you know Tina has a GIGANTIC crush on you? Everyone thinks it’s super weird, but I think it’s kinda sweet. Have you not told her you’re gold star gay?”
“Hang on. Tina? And did you just say everyone? Yes, she knows I’m gold star gay. I’m pretty sure the whole school does. Um.. How do you know? Did she say something to you? How does everyone but ME know?”