“You know?  I didn’t think it was possible for someone to slam a door when, in fact, the door in question is a curtain.  But!  This is the second time in the last week you’ve managed to make her bound and determined to pull it off.  Do you ever think she’ll catch on that it doesn’t quite have the same Rachel Storming Out Oomf Effect that I think she’s really going for?”

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