❝ Hey, I don’t point out my hiding spots for just ANYBODY, Blaine Warbler. Most of the guys from New Directions don’t even know about them. Or at least, I HOPE that they don’t know about them. Tried taking Santana to one once; she said it was too bougie for her tastes. Told me she was expecting the Queen of England to come in for high tea. Always the hyperbolic DRAMA QUEEN, Santana.
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“Just out of curiosity? Who started the trend of calling me by my first name slash Warbler? I mean–is that what you guys do for every opposing team? Is there a Jesse Saint Vocal Adrenaline on Rachel Berry’s hit list? Ooh! What about the other show choirs? Is that a thing for them, too? Because adding Oral Fixation at the end of anything makes it even more questionable than the name already does. If I promise not to share your secret or send an invitation to the Queen and buy you a coffee–would you join me? Or are you worried the others would consider it ‘fraternizing with the enemy’ and off limits since it’d only be the two of us?”
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