“I think missing your birthday is perfectly acceptable when you remember you ate most of the Welcome home Cooper brownies. Is your name Cooper, Blaine? Is it? Because I don’t think it is, do you?”
“N-No. I know my name’s–! What kind of question–?? I can’t believe you’re using the comparison of me eating some of the Welcome home Cooper brownies to missing my BIRTHDAY–again. They weren’t even homemade! Mom ordered them from the bakery! I’m the one that told them to put your name on them. Next time you can just forget the icing.”
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