Druken Kisses II Puck & Blaine

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“Nah, you weren’t making a fool of yourself! And yeah, that’s true.” When Blaine had kissed Rachel, everyone couldn’t stop talking about it. Puck had just assumed Blaine was gay and then that had happened. He nodded his head. “Yeah, that’s probably true. It’s burned in all of our minds even if we all were totally wasted at the time. It’s funny…We’ve both kissed Rachel Berry and now each other.” He frowned when something dawned on him. “God, we really are like the most incestuous group of friends to ever exist.” He was joking, sort of. It was hard to keep track of everyone’s relationships. He’d realized that the rumor about performing arts kids being horny all of the time was true.

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“Incestuous?  Really?  I’ve hit that level already?”  Blaine’s nose scrunched as he spoke–it was hard not to agree with Puck with the stories that Kurt told him about who was with who and who hated who.  The New Directions seemed to have changes of heart every other week on who they were in love with.  But–hey!  He didn’t count, did he?  A drunken game of spin the bottle wasn’t supposed to mean anything.  And kissing Puck?  That was a mistake.  Right?  If the other would have him believe anything else–it was starting to become overly evident that it was the ONLY way Puck would want to think about their hallway encounter–then maybe this one didn’t either.  Or Puck was dead on and he was starting to fall into that trap.  “Maybe staying sober the next go round might be a good idea.  At least for me,” he laughed helplessly as a splash of red warmed the bridge of his nose and his cheeks.  “I should keep my name out of the pool of who’s with who before I end up in a three solo cup refill vodka and cranberry juice nose drive into the deep end?”

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