barry.

( mssg » blaine | sent ) So I’m either predictable or you know me really well already. For future reference, I’m always up this late, no matter what the weather’s like. 
( mssg » blaine | sent ) I wanna agree on the counterproductive thing, but… If you look at the time, I’d say the chance of us getting any sleep any time soon’s kinda out the window by now. 
( mssg » blaine | sent ) Any of those sounds great right now. I would offer some of the eggnog we’ve got left at my place, but… you’ll probably get the buzz of your life after two sips. I’m pretty sure the lady who drew up the original recipe for that was a semi-alcoholic. 
( mssg » blaine | sent ) Unless, you know, something’s the matter and you could use a buzz. 
( mssg » blaine | sent ) I mean, not that I want you to get drunk, I’m not trying to get you drunk. 
( mssg » blaine | sent ) Hey, look, I made it awkward too!

( mssg » barry | sent ) I’m so glad I didn’t wake you up.  Another night owl, too, huh?
( mssg » barry | sent ) Yeah.  I doubt sleep is going to be happening if it hasn’t already.  You’re right. I guess we can scratch that out.
( mssg » barry | sent ) No, no!  I get why you are offering it!  Ha!  Thank you. Sounds like a great idea.  The eggnog and the buzz, I mean.  Just sort of hit that late Christmas night quiet.  If that makes sense?
( mssg » barry | sent ) This isn’t that awkward.  We could try to cancel out each other’s awkwardness by upping our own levels of strange?
( mssg » barry | sent ) Is that a thing?  It should be.  Meet you there then?  Would you like me to bring anything to offset the firebreath inducing egg nog?  Homemade cookies maybe?