“I hung up the lights in the best way I saw fit. Just because they’re not outside or on a tree doesn’t make them not valid. And the shape is your dirty mind talking. Pervert.”
“No! No! I mean–they look–um–great! I’m just pointing out that I’m not sure people will understand your artistic choice for a display without possibly pointing out it might violate a certain code or ten. Other than that? You did a wonderful job!”
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