❝No. That would be the day that I disown the holiday all together. People are always trying to move so quick. I only get one night in October to terrorize people acceptably but YET I’m being taunted with Christmas music before December even starts? This isn’t a democracy.❞
“Weird. I didn’t know you limited terrorizing people to one night a year. Isn’t every day acceptable in your eyes? You know I’m going to hold you to that statement now? That means no more torturing poor RACHEL at any chance you get. Are you telling me putting up Christmas lights on the balcony was a bad idea?
—Just kidding. I know better. Don’t look at me like that!”
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