“The fact that you care more about your hair gel than picking a side just shows how non-existent your backbone is. What? Did you eat it or something? Turn all your insides to goop? You know what, that makes PERFECT sense. I mean, why else would you be so utterly disengaged to stand up for the person who is being unfairly JUDGED. Oh, unless that person is Kurt, right?”
“Hold on. This has nothing to do with Kurt or me. Just because I am taking the sidelines on this one doesn’t mean I’m spineless, Santana. Maybe I’m staying out of this because this is the fifth fight in a week between you and her. Walking on a floor made out of eggshells is exhausting. Who knows what will set either one of you off? No one. I’m not sure either of you do, too. I don’t even know what the two of you are fighting about this time.”
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