❝ Hey babe, get over here. You won’t believe this, it’s the strangest thing. I’m reading a book called My Boyfriend Is A Raging Diva and it really reminded me of you. ❞
“Oh really? Sounds like a fascinating read, Sebastian. You should try reading the sequel when you’re done. It’s called Living With A Complete Jerk: A User’s Guide To Coping. Totally reminds me of you.”
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