meme continuation. @samevvns

partner in crime.

text message to: best bud
   sam: ok there’s something i wanna ask and u can’t be weird about it ok? 
  sam: what’s being with a dude like?
  sam: like idk. is it as nice as the fanfic says it is?

blaine: Okay..  I’ll try not to be weird.  Try being the key word.
blaine: Oh!  Wow!  That’s not what I was expecting.  Can I ask what has you so curious?
blaine: I mean. Yeah.  It’s pretty “nice”.  Um?  A lot of fanfics focus on dialogue I wouldn’t even think about bringing into the bedroom. I’m not sure how often you gotta talk about exactly what you’re doing.  I mean.  To each his own!  I just always thought that part was self explanatory?
blaine: I mean.  Sometimes it’s nice.  But I don’t think you need to narrate every thrust?  Sort of takes away from what you’re doing if you ask me.
blaine: Before I go on?  On a scale of ‘I genuinely want to know more’ to ‘I regret asking this with every fiber of my being’..  Where are you at?