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Less “meet cute.”  More “meet ugly.”
50. – Your muse tried to drunkdial their ex but got my muse instead. @tinawithtwocees

“–Sorry?  All of that was very sweet.  I’m sure that I’d miss you that much, too.  If–we knew each other?  I would have interrupted you but you kept telling me to ‘please let you get this out’ and I couldn’t get a word in–I think you have the wrong number.