boy!  you are wasted.

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                 Sebastian was PAST the point, he’d recognize any reactions
                 to himself on Blaine, but he’d have enjoyed it, if he could. As
                 it was, he was more concerned with keeping himself upright
                 and teaching Blaine about the importance of gay culture. He
                 made small frustrated huff, when Blaine asked him if he was
                 into comic books. But his sour mood got lighter when Blaine
                 seemed to recognize the name Brian Kinney. He smiled, the
                 type of smile he managed to make charming when he wasn’t
                 out of it, but that looked slightly too bright as he closed his eyes
                 and lifted eyebrows with a small shrug, looking at him again. 
                 ‘Both’share my wet dreams.’ There was a dreamy sigh. ‘You
                 makeme, make. Me. Need. Killer.’ Another light frustrated sound.
                 ‘Need so much. Smell so good, Blainers.’ This time, he followed
                 pliantly when Blaine restarted them on their path. He wasn’t so
                 sure of what was happening. But once there was an open car 
                 door on his front, he managed to process enough to stumble 
                 inside it. Not without hammering his forehead to it, however.
                 ‘ ‘UCK.’ He groans, before giggling. ‘Shit’s gon hurt tomorrow.’
                 As soon as he can reach Blaine ( or thinks he can ) he slips to
                 his side, trying to find a shoulder to stop his face on.

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Blaine couldn’t believe he was getting schooled in anything
gay 
culture or worse –comic books– by a drunk Sebastian.
Considering 
the other topic this conversation teetered on?  He
might go with it.  Even pretend
 he had no idea who BATMAN was
if it kept Sebastian 
occupied.  Sort of like tossing a wasted cat a
ball of yarn to keep it 
from clawing the furniture or nose diving off
the top of the fridge 
for grins.  Something along those lines. Once
again, Sebastian made 
a face that made Blaine’s eyebrows
steeple together because of how 
amusingly adorkable it was and
him make a note to bring a 
friend along next time to witness this
because no one would believe 
Sebastian pulled off drunk!cute
so sweetly that it’d cause cavities.  If it wasn’t sprinkled with talks
about–there it was!  Wet dreams and sex.  Blaine swallowed
thick past the flip-flop feeling Sebastian’s drunken confession
battered the insides of his stomach with, gave him a tight smile
and lead him to the cab.  “Oh crap!  Crap!  Are you okay?!”  He
scrambled in to check out Sebastian’s forehead even though the
idiot–and he thought the term fondly–giggled like it was no big
thing.  “Yeah it is.  I’m so not taking the blame for not protecting
you that time.  You didn’t give me a chance to!!–.”  Uhm–!
Apparently they were cab ride snuggle buddies™.  Blaine’s
arm awkwardly fit itself between the cab seat and the small of
Sebastian’s back. He decided wrapping it around him would be
more comfortable and he held on to keep Sebastian still and
not bonk his head a second time for another fresh lump.

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