roleplayiing-memes:

glee; starter sentences.

• “Sometimes I forget my middle name.”
• “We will be the undisputed top bitches in this school.”
  
• “I don’t brush my teeth. I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure Dr Pepper was a dentist.”
  
• “Fashion has no gender.”
  
• “Life’s just a bunch of experiences, you know? You don’t get a medal at the finish line for being good. You just get dead.”
  
• “I have compulsive need to crush other people’s dreams.”
  
• “How can you just stand there and be so calm about this? How can you just give up so easily?”
  
• “Now-a-days being anonymous is worse than being poor.”
  
• “A bad reputation is better than no reputation at all.”
  
• “Sometimes it’s hard to appreciate what a good singer you are because all I think about is shoving a sock in your mouth.”
  
• “What did you do with all that breast milk?”
  
• “My body is like a rum chocolate soufflé. If I don’t warm it up right, it doesn’t rise.”
  
• “You know my coffee order?”
  
• “You know, you can kiss me again, if you want to.”
  
• “Normally you dress like a fantasy of a perverted Japanese business man with a very dark specific fetish but I actually dig this look.”
  
• “I sound like someone put tap shoes on a horse and then shot it.”
  
• “I love you more than I love being a star.”
  
• “I’m pretty sure my cat’s been reading my diary.”
  
• “You got the beauty, but I got the brains and the beauty.”
  
• “I’m not a box. There are more than four sides to me.”
  
• “You kind of sing and dance like a zombie who has to poop.”
• “I counted the number of times you smiled at me, I died on the days you didn’t.”
  
• “Being part of something special makes you special, right?”
  
• “I’m so depressed, I wore the same outfit twice this week.”
  
• “We all know that I’m more popular than _____, and I dress better than her.”
  
• “Just because I hate everybody doesn’t mean they have to hate me, too.”
  
• “You can’t change your past, but you can let go and start your future.”