like herding a limp noodle giraffe.

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                  ‘WHAT. Howsthis fair?’ Sebastian frowned.
                   Not at all amused with the news that the bar
                   was closing. He frowned at Blaine, though he
                   liked the arm around his waist, so he didn’t
                   object to it, right then. He was still confused
                   as Blaine spoke again, though he hummed 
                   then. ‘Gonna take me home, Blainers?? ’ He
                   asked, in a pleased humming tone. ‘’ll go
                   home w’you, Blainers. No. No coffee. Say 
                   it with me, Killer. Tequila. Little

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cups. 
                   Things.

Tequila. No coffee.’ He repeated, to 
                   make sure he was being understood. He 
                   chuckled softly. ‘-Too small to be carryng me,
                   killer.’ He tried to get his face on Blaine’s neck, 
                   but the bending made him feel nauseous so he
                   gave it up. ‘Your like. The bEST. Gay. Hero.
                   Killer. Way, best. Better. Best.’ Frown. ‘Than
                   Rage.’  

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      “How bout Tequil-a-no and coffee-a-yes?” He
      grinned at his joke? and then grunted trying
      to support the brunt of Sebastian’s sloppy self.
      The drunkard wasn’t heavy but his height and
      swaying?  Made the need for fancy footwork to
      keep him upright.  “Yes, I’ll take you home.  No–
      it isn’t what you’re thinking.  If you’re thinking
      what I think you’re thinking. Or will,” he bunched
      up his nose and gave Seb a ‘you didn’t follow
      much of that’ glance.  He laughed as they
      staggered into fresh air.  “Nownow you get
      how awkward this is!  After we get past the
      crowd!  Let’s try to make it to the sidewalk?
      And-that’s-my-neck!! Sebastian’s nuzzling was
      another off-kilter throw to their weight balance.
      Blaine miraculously recovered and turtlenecked
      to ease away from Sebastian’s breath on his skin
      and pouted thinking the broken words over.
      “Best, gay and  hero I get but–Rage?  You mean
      Rachel?  You’re losing me, buddy.”  Where was
      the cab usually parked near the door?  They
     could use it now!

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